If Al Gore loses his brazen attempt to win on the dimples, one reason will be that he finally convinced enough Republicans to fight like Democrats.

The era of resisting big government is never over.

When Republicans are down, in disarray, feeling blue, they turn to a tried-and-true elixir, sort of a Doctor Feelgood medicine for them. It's called tax cuts.

In case you didn't know, ethanol is made by mixing corn with your tax dollars.

Americans do not like long wars with indecisive outcomes.

From the economy to national security to government ethics, the Republican nominee promised once-in-a-lifetime change if he is elected Nov. 8.

Larry Summers is to modesty what Madonna is to Chastity.

God not only loves the obedient - He enlightens them.

The greatest war story ever told commemorates a war that established no boundaries, won no territory, and furthered no cause.

Hate is a prolonged form of suicide.

The seasons do not push one another; neither do clouds race the wind across the sky. All things happen in their own good time.

Sharing money is what gives it its value.

When we interact with others the ego manifests. We have to show that we're superior or that we know more, are more spiritual, evolved - or that we're the worst, everyone is better.

The notion of the world as a village is becoming a reality.

I'm friends with [exes] and they hear the songs. I can honestly say I don't have any exes I hate. They're artists in some fashion so they understand.

An entrepreneur is someone with faith in their ability to make something where there was nothing before.

All the ills from which America suffers can be traced to the teaching of evolution.