For the lazy, all work is difficult.

No man can rule the unruly until he first rules himself.

The shallow teapot does the most spouting, and boils dry most quickly!

Disaster falls on those who try hardest to avoid it.

He is Your Customer, the Reason behind Your Customs.

If I was a book, I would like to be a library book, so I would be taken home by all different sorts of kids.

There is no waste of time like making excuses.

There are honest journalists like there are honest politicians - they stay bought.

There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear.

Lot's of marriages don't last as long as Queen have been together.

I don't read my own reviews and I haven't for probably 15 years. I read other people's reviews, though.

I think a major cause of present Asian economic difficulties that mainly come from, you know, lack of market economy.

There is no kind way to rip the skin off animals' backs. Anyone who wears any fur shares the blame for the torture and gruesome deaths of millions of animals each year.

I have a good mind but I don't like to bore anyone with it.