Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.

A man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds.

He that lives upon hope will die farting.

No more is your master a god, Nobility, but he wants offerings from all. When Black God claims us, who will be punished for giving worship and power to a false god? The prince? Or Banjiku?

Murder was a fascination as always.

You always have good shows and bad shows. People want a certain amount of each. It's just widening the market a little bit. The involvement of people at home is just broadening things.

Death is but a passage. It is not a house, it is only a vestibule. The grave has a door on its inner side.

It is not the constant thought of their sins, but the vision of the holiness of God that makes the saints aware of their own sinfulness.

I have heard of some good old woman in a cottage, who had nothing but a piece of bread and a little water, and lifting up her hands, she said, as a blessing, What! all this, and Christ too?

My tongue is pierced with glass.

There is always a melancholic silence before entering every New Year!

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

The audience is a very curious animal. It is shrewd rather than intelligent. Its mental capacity is less than that of its most intellectual members.