Finnish is not a language, it is a way of setting at the end of the bench with your fur cap pulled over your ears.

Writing is a crummy profession, but a good hobby.

They think you care, They'll walk all over you

. . .you sounded frustrated and pissed off and amazingly happy

I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.

The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think and what you do is who you become.

But who could bear to know which stars were already dead, she thought, blinking up at the night sky; could anybody stand to know that they all were?

There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love.

When one really loves, one can never be hurt.

When you stay too long in the same place, things and people go to pot on you, they rot and start stinking for your special benefit.

If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.

Press releases are easier to write than code, and that is still easier than making a great product.