Finding a wife is easy

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

We don't need inspiration to do something, we just need interest.

There can be no doubt that Saddam Hussein has biological weapons and the capability to rapidly produce more, many more.

What is enlightenment, anyway? I don't know if I can really put it into words, perhaps you can. I can't.

Teaching is only interesting because you struggle with trying to talk about photographs, photographs that work, you see.

The motions of men must be such as suggest their dignity or their baseness.

They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a man.

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

I like a text that reminds the reader its a text sometimes.

Distance is the only cure for certain diseases.