Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it.

Find out what you like doing best, and get someone to pay you for it.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing?

It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

Life has no meaning, the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal.

We are not of what we feel or believe to do, we are of what we do or fail to do.

The party in Alobar’s head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged.

Oh, most unhappy man, ' he cried, 'try to be happy! You have red hair like your sister.'My red hair, like red flames, shall burn up the world, ' said Gregory.

It is only when we no longer compulsively need someone that we can have a real relationship with them.

Within every brand is a product, but not every product is a brand.

I can be humbler than anyone.

Using a first-person narrator is simply a matter of hearing the voice inside yourself.

God is not a respecter of persons but a respecter of principles that are in his word.

It's bad enough wasting time without killing it.