Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

The opinions of others are their perceptions. Define your life!

Insight is the deep intuitive understanding of things, and it often breaks through the conventional wisdom.

I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars.

I've never bought a sports car.

Stop whining; start enjoying. And when you look back at the past, make sure you're smiling.

Every one of us should be ashamed to be free while his brother is a slave.

Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.

I have always been willing to take the blame for the things I have done

Nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst

God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller and smaller as time moves on.