Fie, thou dishonest Satan! I call thee by the most modest terms; for I am one of those gentle ones that will use the devil himself with courtesy: sayest thou that house is dark?

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

I am a nyctophile, and I can't stop or help myself from falling in love for the darkest ends of your soul, rather than the light in your eyes.

One thing is painfully clear-I can't trust anyone.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I’m lying down and horizontally if I’m running

Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point.

We all need to go to good theater; that is what I believe will save it.

I would love to do Shakespeare in New York.

Once, in London, the BBC asked me what was my favorite English book. I said Alice in Wonderland

An hour's hard digging is a good way of getting one's mind back in the right perspective.

Well, when I walk behind short people I feel like I'm going to fall over because I start taking these little steps, and I can't take little steps.