Fall for me, Aimee. I’ll catch you. Let go, baby.

I want to see you happy. I want you to live in the moment and smile spontaneously. Your entire face lights up. It’s beautiful.

It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.

He claimed his modest share of the general foolishness of the human race.

Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!

I am... a mushroom; On whom the dew of heaven drops now and then.

If my nonviolence is to be contagious and infectious, I must acquire greater control over my thoughts.

Who does not know that the first law of historical writing is the truth.

Unlike the phone system, the Internet has no Ma Bell or FCC to mandate new policies for the entire system. Not even Microsoft can make us all upgrade our routers. I think.

If you see how a plant grows and you taste it in situ you have a perfect example of how it should taste on the plate.

Stop thinking about Michael," Tuck orders. "He was cute." "So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [...]