Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.

It's not about how to achieve your dreams, it's about how to lead your life, ... If you lead your life the right way, the karma will take care of itself, the dreams will come to you.

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.

When we're connected to others, we become better people.

The person who failed often knows how to avoid future failures. The person who knows only success can be more oblivious to all the pitfalls.

No matter how bad things are, you can always make things worse.

Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.

Never make a decision until you have to.

It's a thrill to fulfill your own childhood dreams, but as you get older, you may find that enabling the dreams of others is even more fun.

When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.

Please don't die.

It's never the deviants who are the problem, puss. Don't forget that. It's the people who won't open their minds that are dangerous.

It is not the stongest person who wins in life, but it is the most nimble, flexible, and adaptive person who wins in life.

To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, "Our Country, right or wrong, " and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation?

Character assassination of a politician is a victimless crime

If we had known we were going to win control of the Senate, we'd have run better candidates.

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in my office.

I believe in free will.

Do not seek Adolf Hitler with your mind. You will find him through the strength of your hearts.

The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste.

Originality is nothing but judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.