'Evil Dead 1' was never supposed to have a sequel.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

I think I can hear the unseen moon

The sacredness of existence is spiritual.

Safety and the assurance of safety are things of the past.

Wait a minute. I don't need to keep proving myself. I don't need to keep showing up at every party.

You'll find superstition a contagious thing. Some people let it get the better of them.

Commitment means losing yourself to gain something temporary. Nothing lasts. Not looks. Not love.

If we want to destroy radical Islamic terrors, we can't disassociate ourselves from peace loving Muslims.

That's really what the mall is all about: money. At the mall the rule is: Credito, ergo sum - I shop, therefore I am.

What is the student but a lover courting a fickle mistress who ever eludes his grasp?