Everything in life is luck.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

The Captain of the Watch says if you're still in the City by sunrise he will personally have you buried alive.

Powerful people doing bad things LIKE cynical, despairing citizens.

I've got plenty of love in my life already in the form of my sons and a few good friends who I value dearly.

Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!

Never do anything that is unpleasant to others.

Comedy has always been more challenging for me than drama.

It is only when you are pursued that you become swift.

Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the world your best anyway.

What a country calls its vital... interests are not things that help its people live, but things that help it make war.

Three keys to more abundant living: caring about others, daring for others, sharing with others.