Everyone always says it's a blessing to look a lot younger than my age, but sometimes I just want to look my real age.

At this point, I feel like I can allow myself to be goofy and take more risks, and even if I do fall on my face, I know it's not the end of the world and at least I tried to do something different.

One time I was hanging out with a girl and I wanted to kiss her. I was too nervous to do it, so I wrote ‘Can I kiss you?’ on a Post-It and handed it to her. And it worked!

I'm not one of those people who are like always joking in person.

When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But if she doesn't like my cats it's kind of a deal breaker.

I just know that it's smart for my career to carve my own path and do my own thing.

I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call the small panthers. They're like 17 pounds each-they're big boys! Every photo on my phone is of them doing something funny.

I don't just wanna be James Franco's little brother.

To be honest, I was kind of a shy kid growing up.

I can't say I was like a die-hard zombie fan, but I've definitely seen a few different zombie movies and TV shows.

I wish I were that cat.

Suicides? Heart attacks? The papers didn't seem interested. The world was full of ways to die, too many to cover. Newsworthy deaths had to be exceptional. Most people go unobserved.

Consistency is what produces Results, not Complacency. WATCH OUT!

When she transformed into a butterfly, the caterpillars spoke not of her beauty, but of her weirdness. They wanted her to change back into what she always had been. But she had wings.

God’s grace is our greatest need for every good deed.

I think virgins are far more interesting to write about. If we've been around the block a few times, we know what to expect. Not so with virgins.

If you want to be President, decide it at the age of five, and then live accordingly.

I guess men like me - somebody out there must think I'm hot.

I throw him two bones: a smile and a nod. Both lies.

Baghdad is determined to force the Mongols of our age to commit suicide at its gates.

I love life. But it is hard and I have so much, so very much to learn.