Every vice of the Empire has been repeated in the Foundation. Inertia! Our ruling class knows one law

If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs.

...wanting soul life without the dark, warming intelligence of personal doubt is like expecting an egg without the brooding heat of the mother hen.

So get a few laughs and do the best you can.

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals.

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

There's a reason that I love this town.

In every single 'Tinker Bell' movie, I feel like there's a message that I'm proud to communicate with kids.

Everything disturbs an absent lover.