Every utopia - let's just stick with the literary ones - faces the same problem: What do you do with the people who don't fit in?

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

The basic mistake people make is to think that happiness is the goal!

Without being push to the wall, we will have remained in our comfortable zone. But this circumstance challenges us to find the courage to move on.

From the first day we have been fighting the wrong enemy

It's one thing to be a wisecracking precocious teen hanging out with twenty-seven year olds.It's another thing to get in the way of a grown man trying to get laid.

One has to grow up with good talk in order to form the habit of it.

It is folly for a man to pray to the gods for that which he has the power to obtain by himself.

Life is made up of desires that seem big and vital one minute, and little and absurd the next. I guess we get what's best for us in the end.

Paradise is not the place you go when you die. Paradise is when your mind is in a perfect state.

The First Amendment says keep government out of religion. It doesn't say keep religion out of government.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.