Enlightenment is just another word for feeling comfortable with being a completely ordinary person.

Cats know everything there is to know about meditation.

The only difference between an extraordinary life and an ordinary one is the extraordinary pleasures you find in ordinary things.

To be enlightened is to know oneself and not run away.

The things one wants the most, are not things after all.

In America, we believe that our happiness depends on getting breaks, even though being American is already the biggest break we will ever get.

I'm alive but I have no life. I'm alive but also dead. I'm dead and alive.

When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.

There is a relationship between cartooning and people like Mir= and Picasso which may not be understood by the cartoonist, but it definitely is related even in the early Disney.

My all-time favorite interception was picking off Peyton Manning back in 2007, the one-hander down the sideline.

Gucci Mane is my favorite artist.

We could never verify that there was any Iraqi authority, direction and control, complicity with al Qaeda for 9/11 or any operational act against America. Period.

The indefatigable pursuit of an unattainable perfection -even though nothing more than the pounding of an old piano -is what alone gives a meaning to our life on this unavailing star.

I never Tweet about my daughter. Never. I just want to be respectful of her privacy. My job as a mom is to know when to open my mouth and when not to.

You are the most boring teacher ever." He grinned and gave me a quick kiss on the cheek, just as a knock sounded at the door. "It all depends on what you me to teach you.

Whatever else you do, listen to your Deepest Self. Love Her and be true to Her, speak Her truth, always.