End your day with a smile, a happy thought, and a grateful heart.

Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation.

When the War ended in 1945, I started selling vacuum cleaners door to door. Then I sold insurance door to door. I even tried selling cars.

That tv box has a tremendous capacity to reach people.

Without chiropractic care, I couldn't have existed with my work as a TV and film actor.

I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.

Because I had worked the river boats some summers, pushing as far as New Orleans, I joined the Merchant Marine.

As a youngster I worked the river boats going down the Mississippi and Illinois Rivers, pushing barges to Chicago, then all the way down to New Orleans.

I think you always have regrets.

Another thing I recall was falling in love with Shirley Temple when I was nine or ten.

Josh and I started out so easy, so fun, and now we're like strangers. I'll never have that person back, who I knew better than anyone and who knew me so well.

It’s a pity that the land of great leaders like Chandragupta Maurya, Ashoka and Akbar, has to be led by a dummy PM. - Shruti Ranjan

You must remember that some things legally right are not morally right.

What are the questions you wish to ask?

Hey! My body may be small, but my soul is large. It’s why I wear platforms. So I can reach the top of my soul.

You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum.

As you get older, you have more time on your hands. Some people do croswords and others jigsaws, but I garden.

old habits are hard to break, but not impossible!

Now it seems to me that love of some kind is the only possible explanation of the extraordinary amount of suffering that there is in the world.

As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.