(Emerson's) aphorisms tend to be chicken soup for the academic soul or gobledygook of a man who prefers the sounds of words to their meanings.

They had nothing to say to each other. A five-year age gap between siblings is like a garden that needs constant attention. Even three months apart allows the weeds to grow up between you.

Think, how hard it is to change yourself. How can it be easy to change others?

I have this obsession with really cool, old books.

I'm thankful to my family, friends, and fans for all of their support.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

If you've got to get fired, it's really fabulous to get fired with a friend.

To speak with the shadow, you must know the language of the darkness!

The alliance of love between a man and a woman, an alliance for life, cannot be improvised, and is not made in a day.

I’ll go and help. (Chris) What are we supposed to do with you, Chris? Lob you at them? (Wulf)