Embracing failure is the stepping stone to success

There is an interior style we intellectuals and design policy wonks know as Haut Euro Pooftastic, which really takes the biscuit.

The factual reality is that the vast majority of immigrants - legal and illegal - contribute more to this country than they take out in social services.

I get scared because I regard women as the most beautiful creatures in the world.

I cannot prevent the French from being French

Men are so visual, they see a woman who appeals to them physically, and it will trigger the romantic love system faster.

When people have passion there's nothing they can't do.

Everybody's got bills to pay. Sometimes you see people just go straight for the money, and that's disappointing.

[John Foster Dulles] invented Brinkmanship, the most popular game since Monopoly.

When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?

His teeth sang in their individual sockets like tuning forks, each one pitch-perfect and clear as ethanol.