Edmund, give a special goodbye to Trumpkin for me. He's been a brick.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Our limitations and joys begin in our hearts. We can always replace negative with positive.

When our culture shifts, it tends to overcorrect, throwing out everything associated with an era we've moved past, rather than saving what was good and combining it with what is new.

I play chess badly and I've been beaten by my 10-year old son

My subordinates followed my orders.

As we move into the twenty-first century, women's status in society will become the standard by which to measure our progress toward civility and peace.

Charge for something and make more than you spend.

Take advantage of every opportunity; where there is none, make it for yourself, and let history record that as we toiled laboriously and courageously, we worked to live gloriously.

As soon as your dream becomes stronger than your doubts & fears, your dream begins to manifest.

To escape from evil we must be made as far as possible like God; and the resemblance consists in becoming just and holy and wise.