Eat some food.

Gratitude is a Short-Cut which Speeds the Journey to Love :-)

You’re not supposed to be in a relationship because it’s comfortable, it’s supposed to be because they make you a better person.

You come up with a story line, you hire the writer, the director, the stars, the set designer.

Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.

Sometimes it takes a germ of an idea, which takes a long time to digest.

There's always things that you know about that nobody else, because everybody's life is different. So you write about what you know. That's number one.

With "The Office," they said, "We don't want anyone we recognize, so give us unknown actors," and I think that was the break that I needed. Because I went in and I got the role.

If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and for earning money.

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

The price of telling your troubles is having to listen to advice.