Earlier today, the jury at the Martha Stewart trial reached a verdict. Martha was found guilty on all charges. In a related story, there's a huge sale at K-Mart.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

to us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

The first love disappears, but never goes. That ache becomes reconciliation.

Discernment is a light of protection and direction in a world that grows increasingly dark.

Greater love hath no man then this, that a man lay down his life for his friends

Robert Mitchum sounded different from John Wayne, and John Wayne sounded different from Clark Gable.

I've saved every dime I've made in my life.

Once in everyone's life there is apt to be a period when he is fully awake, instead of half-asleep.

My house is the red earth . . . .

Worship is as natural to the human family as the sing of the sun is to the cosmic order.

And Jet, I thought the Major was a lady suffragette.