Each brain is exposed to different circumstances. It's very likely that your brain is unique in the history of the universe.

Evolution works by selection, not by instruction. There is no final cause, no teleology, no purpose guiding the overall process

Many cognitive psychologists see the brain as a computer. But every single brain is absolutely individual, both in its development and in the way it encounters the world.

Consciousness allows you the capacity to plan.

Memory results from a process of continual re-categorization which, by its nature, must be procedural and involve continual motor activity and repeated rehearsal.

There is Irish Spring, but there is no fall soap.

Perhaps, in the end, only those who really made us laugh can really make us cry.

Marriage: a job. Happiness or unhappiness has nothing to do with it.

Deeper fulfilment is rather different from the happiness of seeing a good film or watching your team win at football, and it doesn't come at the push of a button.

I think there are plenty of soulmates out there. That's what I choose to believe.

Love is the answer, said the songs, and that's OK. It was OK, I supposed, as an answer. But no more than that. It was not a solution; it wasn't really even an answer, just a reply.

The whole thing is, do as much as you can, when you possibly can, and don't stress.

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.

Happiness was not made to be boasted, but enjoyed. Therefore tho others count me miserable, I will not believe them if I know and feel myself to be happy; nor fear them.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. after I finish laughing.