Dude, you know I'm not getting paid for this shit, which is probably against the law. Child labor going on right here in the heartland of America!-Dan Garrett

I'm scared of the geese. When I was five, my mom took me down there to feed those horrible beasts and one of them nearly took my hand off.

Be true to yourself and others will be true to you, too.

No gaming outside of the venue without a sanctioned game master.

I've failed over and over but I get back up stronger, better, and bolder. It's the only way I know and want to live.

This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected.

Patience means restraining one's inclinations.

I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father completely smashed.

I was awful at science at school, as a subject, because I didn't have the discipline. But, I was awful at music, as well, and I loved music.

his eyes took in the barren slopes and the scattered boulders and the lonley gray road windingits way into the fading hills,and i could feel him thinking to himself this is no place to die

Since I'm not a seller of the stock, I don't really care what it is today.

This is really a dream come true. To be the starting quarterback in the Super Bowl is probably the highlight of my life.

I like hip-hop, I like yay music.

I hate having my picture taken.