Donny recovered herself. “Dude, that was the seventh sign of the apocalypse. I’m so not going to class on the last day of the world.

Believing in everything looks a lot like believing in nothing.

Of course there is a Santa Claus. It’s just that no single somebody could do all he has to do. So the Lord has spread the task among us all. That’s why everybody is Santa Claus. I am. You are.

There's a definite responsibility that comes with being famous. You shouldn't be able to just dress up and look pretty.

You be at the games looking right all season, but you always with me on the night yall leaving.

Simon had been all lined up and he’d managed to throw away the best girl he’d ever meet. “What a dumbass,” Beck muttered. “No way I’d have done that.

You don't have to be in the habit of going to church to listen to such a literary minister; you don't have to be a believer to be moved by Mr. Buechner's faith.

Growing up, I looked up to real women. I didn't go in for hero worship and I still don't. Everybody has feet of clay.

Delaware State began as a school bent on service - teaching education, social services and nursing.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

It is false to believe that the sun revolves around the earth, but it is not absurd.