[Donald] Trump not taking [hillary] Clinton probe off the table.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Everything in existence has a purpose

Don't waste water even if you were at a running stream

Do you get the irony?Who is now talking about, who ain't serious?Oh, we gonna do that and that and that and that?… Yeah, yeah You just wanna trick me one more time….

True and absolute freedom is only found in the presence of God.

We are the great grassroots campaign of the modern era, built from mousepads, shoe leather and hope.

You've travelled through life together Enjoying years of wedded bliss We congratulate you on reaching And we toast your happiness

Independence I have long considered as the grand blessing of life, the basis of every virtue; and independence I will ever secure by contracting my wants, though I were to live on a barren heath.

Somebody ought to have the courage to tell the truth. These people are terrorists.

Don't let anyone tell you that America's best days are behind her - that the American spirit has been vanquished. We've seen it triumph too often in our lives to stop believing in it now.

What is surprising is not that oppression should make its appearance only after higher forms of economy have been reached, but that it should always accompany them.