Don't sacrifice what you want most for what you want now. Write down what you want most and see it often.

Practice as if its competition, but compete as if its practice.

Trust in your training, and make it happen.

Suffering is a jealous and lonely state. It can't abide the company of anything else. It is greedy

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

This world is a place of business. What an infinite bustle!

We should not forget that our tradition is one of protest and revolt, and it is stultifying to celebrate the rebels of the past ... while we silence the rebels of the present.

Jealousy is inconsolable because it cannot know the beloved

You're the love of my life. I don't care how corny that sounds. You're the start of it, and the end of it. And you're the best of it.

The point is that our true nature is not some ideal that we have to live up to. It's who we are right now, and that's what we can make friends with and celebrate.

To believe Christ's cross to be a friend, as he himself is a friend, is also a special act of faith

Mouse was the truest friend I ever had. And if there is such a thing as true evil, he was that too.