Don't lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don't do it again. Ever

your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.

Good food is very often, even most often, simple food.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to material rewards better than a non-American.

I, a product of the New Frontier and Great Society, honestly believed that the world pretty much owed me a living--all I had to do was wait around in order to live better than my parents.

So I didn't have time to craft artful lies and evasions even if I'd wanted to.

He doesn't yearn for a better, different life than the one he has - because he knows he's got a home in this one.

No amount of blessings can benefit you if you don’t take the first step

I'd rather be befriended as an aimless lost soul than be befriended for adornment, gain or goal.

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

Liability does apply with respect to the amount of the oil spill.

He who protests is an enemy; he who opposes is a corpse.

People say, You paid your dues, but I never paid any dues. It's always been a great trip.

People are getting attention for doing nothing, for behaving poorly, for abusing themselves in public and being abused, exploiting themselves. I find it vulgar and I find it awful.

If I talk to rural people where I live - mostly Hispanic but also poor white - they're not sympathetic to the Black Lives Matter movement.