Don't judge me, I'm not a book.

I won't change my legs. because I'm contented with my long-legged.

That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives.

My answers have been prayered.

My brother is not a girl, he is a gentleman.

Color is only beautiful when it means something.

Hand over your responses to the man who triggers them, and you have already lost the battle for self. Look beyond, and find yourself there instead.

One right-thinking man thinks like all other right-thinking men of his time that is to say, in most cases, like some wrong-thinking man of another time.

No matter how convenient it is for us to reach out to people remotely, sometimes the most important task is to show up in person.

All the water in the world cannot drown you unless it gets inside of you.

I've been writing my entire life, and I'll always write.

What if trials of this life, the rain, the storms, the hardest nights, are Your mercies in disguise?

People think about life from day-to-day rather than thinking about life as something that invents a new kind of tomorrow.

Never underestimate the human capacity for delusion.

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labour of love.