Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the Constitution was written?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Sometimes small things can become very large, indeed.

Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise.

In the moment of decision, may you hear the voice of the Creator saying, ‘This is right road, travel on it.

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.

Our words reveal our heart, our actions reveal our soul.

My sons and their wives landed on Mars to start another race.

You walk in our locker room and you see Pau Gasol, you see Andrew Bynum, you see Kobe, you see Ron Artest ... we have so many players that can play.

Each song is a lifetime, it begins and ends, and there's a journey taken within the songs.

Picture and sculpture are the celebrations and festivities of form.

I feel much safer faced with a blank sheet of paper than I do with a real person.