Dip your hands into life, scoop up memories, dreams, questions and ideas and weave them into stories.

Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention.

I think like a genius, I write like a distinguished author, and I speak like a child.

Everything about Christianity is contained in the pathetic image of 'the flock.

My position is that it isn't government's job to mandate patriotism. To me, mandating a pledge of allegiance to a government is something Saddam Hussein would do.

You only get a second to score a goal in football. In Wolves' case it was 20 seconds

Statesman only talk of fate when they have blundered

I really think of [Donald] Trump erratic. I think that was the big message that came out. The positive agenda for Hillary [Clinton] was a little less vibrant.

A sociopath will do anything to win. Anything.

Who goes to bed, and doth not pray, Maketh two nights to every day!

But I’m just going to be out there having a tea party with her cats or whatever it is she has in mind." Adrian