Depression is like a headache or true love or any of those indefinable concepts. If you've never been there, you don't know what it's like until you're too far in to stop the process.

Catharsis comes from the ancient Greek word...which literally translated means 'to pass a hard stool'

Whenever a woman says 'We need to talk,' it means she's reached a decision and it's already too late for you to talk back.

Once you get used to being treated like you matter, it's hard to uproot and move somewhere where you don't.

Bravery isn't what you do so much as how you look back at what you did.

Something has to matter. Otherwise, a person's life will be miserable and empty.

Traumatic events always happen exactly two years before I reach the maturity level to deal with them.

Manic depressives have all the luck; they soar between crashes. The best us regular depressives can do is battle our way up to normal every now and then.

Hysteria means the same thing with either laughter or tears.

Contrary to what we've been told, children can detect deceit in parents much easier than parents can detect deceit in children.

The instinct to notice changes gives women a tremendous advantage over men.

Writing comes from the fear of failure not from the joy of winning.

Turn your frowns into smiles, your tears into laughter, your weaknesses into strengths, your setbacks into opportunities, and your failures into victories.

You can follow others into mediocrity, or you can create something that will be remembered

If you need food stamps, you should meet the criteria.

Confidence in nonsense is required.

Man's sense of Morality tends to decrease as his Power increases

The Doors movie is a pack of lies. It did not make money. You want to make money in America? Tell the truth.

Don't fix what's not broken.

You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?

Without women, we stood in space on one leg only.