Democracy has proved only that the best way to gain power over people is to assure the people that they are ruling themselves. Once they believe that, they make wonderfully submissive slaves.

Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money - only for wanting to keep your own money.

War is just one more big government program.

Destroying white civilization is the inmost desire of the league of designated victims we call minorities.

An anti-Semite used to mean a man who hated Jews. Now it means a man who is hated by Jews.

Because the state can no longer protect us from crime, it wants to take away from us the means of protecting ourselves. This is the logic of gun control.

Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own. 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer.

Most Americans aren't the sort of citizens the Founding Fathers expected; they are contented serfs. Far from being active critics of government, they assume that its might makes it right.

In 100 years we have gone from teaching Latin and Greek in High School to teaching remedial English in college.

The measure of the state's success is that the word anarchy frightens people, while the word state does not.

The purpose of a college education is to give you the correct view of minorities, and the means to live as far away from them as possible.

The problem, as far as I can tell, is that women spend infinitely more time than men paying attention to, competing with, worrying about, everyone other than themselves.

So time continued on slowly and painfully. Perhaps the old analogy of being a record stuck on repeat had become too dated

I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young, and I've always liked the way they look. Even rats. I'm not scared of them.

I'm blown away by the graphical detail of today's games. I can't imagine that it's going to get any better, but it's just going to continually progress and soon we'll be living in that world.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

While many Islamic countries pay lip service to the idea of freedom of religion, they don't put up with conversion from Islam to another religion.

When I get ready to explain homemade fascism in America, I can take my example from the state capitol of Texas.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

For me, Twitter is a public persona. I don't interact. It's a lousy form for conversation and opinion, but a wonderful propaganda and sloganeering tool. I use it as a one-way street.

I've argued in front of the Supreme Court of the United States. I've argued in almost every circuit. And I tried, as a personal lawyer and U.S. attorney, over 50 cases.