Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door.

Despite my vanity, I fear for my sanity.

Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.

Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to ignore them if you're saying silly things yourself.

Only bad books have good endings. If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.

Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional.

Very little in this world makes sense.

Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.

It's your life and no one else cares as much about it as you should.

God himself culminates in the present moment, and will never be more divine in the lapse of all the ages.

What are we, in this boundless and glowing world?

If I die I forgive you: if I recover we shall see.

...how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned?

The outcome is what you put in.

I strive for honesty in playing what I feel.

Today, it is a reality.

The podcast was kind of an afterthought, because I was just excited about being on the radio. Then I found that the podcast listenership is some 20 times what people are listening to on the radio.

Even God has been defended with nonsense.