Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by.

If man could apply half the ingenuity he’s exhibited in the creation of weapons to more sensible ends, there’s no limit to what he might yet accomplish

What else are our lives but a story we tell ourselves to find some sense in the pain ofliving?

Hate wears you down and doesn’t hurt your enemy. It’s like taking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

Suffering must be the inevitable tariff exacted from spirit for residing in human form.

Crime has always been a regrettably consistent element of the human experience.

Keep your friends close and your enemies dead and buried in the basement.

I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.

We have two families in life. One were born with that shares our blood. Another we meet along the way that's willing to give it's life for us.

The first prerequisite of elaborate mental exercise was a full stomach.

Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me, ' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.

Don’t try to prove to everybody that the reason why you can’t is that nobody could. It’s no excuse. You can break the tradition by being the first person to make it happen!

I always like whatever I did most recently. It's the closest to who I am at the moment.

Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great.

Remember when your plans fail, that temporary defeat is not permanent failure.

A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.

We need to stop saying we can't rock this boat when it needs to be rocked.

"Choosing to be with you, isn't a difficult decision, Jacqueline"... "It's easy. Incredibly easy."

To my mind this is what shamanic training must really be, is mnemonic training. If you want to bring the stuff back you have to train yourself to bring it back.

A lot of my work reflects the incredible influence that America has had on contemporary African culture. Some of it's insidious, some of it's innocuous, some of it's invisible. It's there.

Then is it sin to rush into the secret house of death. Ere death dare come to us?