Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.

This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren't anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.

Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta.

Duck wasn't sure if it was optimism or fantasy, but hope had been such uncharted waters for him recently that he was having difficulty navigating them.

I adore extravagance but I abhor waste.

I think women rule the world and that no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn't allowed him to do or encouraged him to do.

Men are like bulls. They cannot resist the red sole.

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt.

If coming up with ten ideas sounds too hard, then come up with twenty.

I love men who make me laugh.

The celebrity syndrome. When people forget who they are and start to believe what other people say about them.

Terrorism brings the reprisal; the reprisal brings the additional hatred; the additional hatred breeds the additional terrorism, and so on.