As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.

This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren't anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.

Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta.

When thinking won't cure fear action will.

Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels good because I'm helping my team win.

I know the war in Iraq is controversial in the States, but for us in the Middle East it has made a great and significant impact.

I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, 'What is that, swearing?

You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.

The older I get, the more frantic my work becomes because I want to get it all done. It's a losing battle, but I try.

If you couldn't tell the difference between what hurt and what didn't, you had no business being alive. You can't have any good times if you can't tell.

At night a candle's brighter than the sun

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.

Radical Acceptance: Embracing Your Life with the Heart of a Buddha.