Commander! Sir! Wake up!"Jack surfaced from sleep, wondering who the commander was and wishing he'd respond so he could go back to sleep - until he remembered that he was the commander.

Falling in love was like falling off a cliff. It felt pretty much like flying until you hit the ground.

His father always treated him as if he were capable of great things. Which made him want to accomplish great things.

Fitch is on his way. He's coming after he blows up some wizards.

My greatest friend is truth.

I've never known a man to be beaten fairly, nor one to be elected, unfairly.

If you can eat 70 percent raw or introduce raw into your diet, it will help your health

Set measurable goals, measure relative to competition.

Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes.

Foxhunting... the unspeakable pursuing the inedible.

So live. Live. Fight like hell. And when you get too tired to fight, lay down and rest and let somebody else fight for you.

Either I will come back after hoisting the Tricolor, or I will come back wrapped in it, but I will be back for sure.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.