Comic books are a big passion of mine.

I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself.

I still have my old Nintendo 64 that works. And I hook it up, and I still play the original Goldeneye. Im that geek. I have an NBA Jam arcade machine in my office at SNL.

Brad Pitt has always been one that I'm very proud of, just because I don't know anybody else who does one.

Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.

Better to be right about the trend and wrong about the implementation, than the other way around.

Blisters are a painful experience, but if you get enough blisters in the same place, they will eventually produce a callus. That is what we call maturity.

Under the comb, the tangle and the straight path are the same.

The initial spark usually has something to do with panic -- I'm due to turn in a story to a workshop or an editor. It's a terrible working method.

I know of no more sacred duty than to rear and educate a child.

It is simple, therefore it is beautiful

There is one way of breathing that is shameful and constricted. Then, there's another way: a breath of love that takes you all the way to infinity.

a young woman in love always looks like patience on a monument smiling at grief