Comedy [deals] with a lot of the same areas where our defenses are the strongest - race, religion, politics, sexuality.

Comedy has been crossing the country with remarkable speed way before the Internet, social media, even cable TV.

A great piece of comedy is a verbal magic trick.

If I were to draw on a paper what gym does for me, I would make one dot and then I would erase it.

I'm the type of woman you might say is too good. I'll massage a man's feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once they leave, the door is closed, and the locks are changed.

Adversity is only sand on your track to prevent you from skidding.

Lights get low and that's when I have my brightest ideas.

Taking complete ownership of your outcomes by holding no one but yourself responsible for them is the most powerful thing you can do to drive your success.

The problem of fame is that you get frozen in one frame and nothing you do can alter the name.

The Heritage Foundation is the premier think tank, research organization. The premier idea group for the conservative movement.

Now I know that at the heart of the universe is joy.

If you plan it out, and it seems logical to you, then you can do it. I discovered the power of a plan.

Most of us are so focused on what we don't have that we're blinded to what we do have.