Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

Right and wrong are very complicated

Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.

In my life, I often make so-called major decisions by very quick, immediate responses.

We need to have Bill Cosby month in Philadelphia.

Every person is a God in embryo. Its only desire is to be born.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

It is not necessary to prohibit or encourage oddities of conduct which are not harmful.

Secular humanism proposes ... the complete implementation of the agenda of modernism ... what is necessary for it to occur is a ... New Enlightenment.