Come back!" the Caterpillar called after her. "I've something important to say." This sounded promising, certainly. Alice turned and came back again. "Keep your temper," said the Caterpillar.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

You are a full of beautiful madness, an unreasonable reason, but you make sense in all things senseless.

If you're not at least a tiny bit jealous at this point, you might want to check for your own pulse.

I have often thought upon death, and I find it the least of all evils.

I like people who are loyal to me, and I like to be loyal, too.

No, no, no - you don't argue with concepts. You have to claim Dogma, and therefore leave no room for rational thought.

Hunger steals the memory

My father moved through theys of we, singing each new leaf out of each tree, (and every child was sure that spring danced when she heard my father sing).

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

It's a pitch you can extend your career with because it's less taxing on your body. It's like dog years, but in reverse. I feel like I'm 27 or 26 in knuckleball years!