Cigarette smoking is a significant contributor to global warming!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Faith is a fortitude.

Life may bring you to your knees pray. Then GET UP and participate in the answer. BECOME the remedy! BE the solution!

Believe in yourself and have faith in your abilities.

Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

I'll be singing with The Blind Boys of Alabama, which is a great joy to me. I've done some work with them before, and they truly are amazing.

Man never has what he wants, because what he wants is everything.

Hillary Clinton's guilty of a very, very serious crime. She should not be allowed to run for president.

We can be civil. We can still be friends, and be Democrats and Republicans, and have different views.

Fame is, I think, just a disgusting by-product of what I do.

From my point of view, a great deal of openly expressed piety is insufferable conceit.