Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile.

Keep focusing on God and all things will work out.

One play down and 497 to Go!

The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!

Nobody touches my ding dongs!

Just a few more years and then we'll join the circus.

A life without a VISION is a like a man who can see but does not know where he is going. That is what I call psychological blindness. Eyes wide open but does not know his destination.

I just take my three swings and go sit on the bench. I don't ever want to mess up my swing.

No one ever died with too much money.

Americans are paying for our lack of an energy policy with their jobs and out of their pocketbooks.

If a man teach uprightly and walk crookedly, more will fall down in the night of his life than he built in the day of his doctrine.

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

Sometimes you gotta be an s.o.b., you wanna make a dream reality

Honorable men don’t settle for lives of regret.

Like one's own children, golf has an uncanny way of endearing itself to us while at the same time evoking every weakness of mind and character, no matter how well hidden.