[Chinese] have no respect for our President - which I can understand that - they have no respect for [Barack] Obama, they have no respect for our country, and they're getting away with murder.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I hate girls that giggle all the time... You hate any girl that David looks at.

I'm going to use all my tools, my God-given ability, and make the best life I can with it.

I've written five books, a book every three years. I'm fairly lazy and it doesn't take that much...people who are not lazy are Isaac Asimov.

We start eating, watch television, surf the Internet, or go shopping and buy something. That gives us a rush of feeling, some adrenaline and excitement.

Because you never know where life is gonna take you, And you can't change where you've been, But today, I have the opportunity to choose.

I'm the No. 1 artist in the world right now ... I am the No. 1 human being in music.

Your brand of comfort bears some similarity to your tactical offense.

You have to be born with it. You can't even buy it. If you could buy it, they'd have it at the next Newport Festival.

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!

Nothing takes God by surprise. He knows the future and can therefore guide us through its trackless ways.