Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Not everyone has to be in a relationship to feel good about themselves. Some people are better off on their own.

Both agreed that to find any sense in life it was pointless to search in the places where people were instructed to look. Sense was only to be found in secrets.

I thought it'd be cool to start my own university, in a way.

Acts that proceed from your calm center are always more effective than acts that proceed from fear, guilt, or anger.

Holiness is the very principle of eternal life, the very beginning of eternal life in the heart, and that which will certainly grow up to eternal life.

In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.

I laugh at my heart, and do its will

I don't write about adolescence. I write about war. For adolescents.

It's interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I'm blonde with a big arse.

I certainly think its very important that writers as citizens - not necessarily as writers, but just as ordinary citizens - should talk about things that matter to them.