Chicago's like Melbourne - there's a city center, there's public transport, and there's more of a cultural scene.

Mum decided that I could sing a bit, so she put me in a choir, which I hated and it was just a nightmare. I was a rebellious sort of choirboy.

I think the most powerful thing a woman can have is confidence.

Why do you still feel the need to punish yourself for something that was out of your control?

Don't forget either, you unhappy man, that voluntary confinement is a great deal harder to bear than compulsory.

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

It is sometimes tougher to fight my superiors than the French.

Italians can never win from you, but you can lose to them. (when asked about Ajax's chances in the 1995 Champs League final against AC Milan)

You like someone who can't like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.

Never judge a book by it's cover or who you're going to love by your lover.

Necessity--thou best of peacemakers, As well as surest prompter of invention.