Chaos is a terrible thing to waste.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It was Hell, if hell is where the life we love cannot exist.

Man is now a horror to God and himself and a creature ill-adapted to the universe not because God made him so but because he has made himself so by the abuse of his free will.

I repeat one of my mantras. 'This is not happening. This is not real. This did not happen to you. That was someone else.

The more time you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.

All the concessions we make to Eros are holes in our desire for the absolute.

We are sick of war, we don't want to fight, And yet we gorge ourselves upon the dead.

I am the nice adversary, the guy that's going to ask the tough questions and is not going to be happy with the quick answer.

The definition of a Dark Age is that we no longer remember what we once could do.

Never thought I'd see the day when Death was denied. That leaves taxes as the only certainty.

It is the climbing of the mountain that makes the view from the top so breathtaking.