Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.

People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.

If you don't hit the target, you're never gonna score

I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly.

Carlos Tevez is so rich that when he retires he'll never have to play football again

The one thing that tackle wasn't was high and dangerous.

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop - and there wasn't a duty-free shop.

It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.

I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.

Darren Fletcher is the type of player who would walk over hot coals to play for his country, and he has done

Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket

Do not do anything local as believers. Whatever you do should be magnified to be comprehensive

@mink: Well, you’re in luck, if you pick another movie. My hair is clean, I usually eat dinner around eight, and I’m currently single. Not that it matters.

Something is reflecting our thoughts back to us in obvious and not so obvious ways.

You lied to me, ” she said. “I omitted information.” He paused. “Which may be just as deplorable.

The only true wisdome is knowing you know nothing.

Compensatory education has been tried and it apparently has failed

Too many people are setting up ways to raise money that are questionable.

Shakespeare's name, you may depend on it, stands absurdly too high and will go down.

Whenever I see a Frans Hals I feel like painting, but when I see a Rembrandt I feel like giving up!