Can't abide adventure. 'Adventure' is a word people use to put a shine on lack of preparation and surviving through dumb luck.

Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?

Ten wagons to choose from and you pick the only one that has a human on it. Racist.

He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.

Only you can save yourself.

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You are a human with one life and it is up to you to make it the best life you can.

Be someone's light when they are hopeless.

There is something else to be said about this immediate, spontaneous way of working, and that is this: in such moments, one is playing at the game of creation.

At some point, being angry is just another bad habit, like smoking, and you keep poisoning yourself without thinking about it.

No matter what the problem is, our experiences are just outer effects of inner thoughts.

War is not a jobs program.

The history of life is a tale of decimation and later stabilization of few surviving anatomies, not a story of steady expansion and progress.

I love music, and I can play a little. But anyone can see the difference between someone who's talented and someone that's not.